Flirty Steve & Oblivious Tony
Excuse me! Do you happen to know any stony fics where steve is trying so hard to flirt with tony, but tony’s just so damn oblivious and kinda like “yeah, cool bro!”
I love Tony being sort of surprised by flirty!Steve. Here are some suggestions for you. Enjoy!
COMMENTS AND KUDOS ARE THE BEST KIND OF FLIRTING!
Steve Rogers Can Flirt, Thank You Very Much by Heartithateyou: Tony is determined to teach Steve how to flirt, and has some very hands on techniques.But Steve isn’t as bad as he seems at flirting.He just needs the right partner to flirt with.
How Steve Rogers Broke Tony Stark (series) by Heartithateyou:
A harmless argument over who would be the bottom soon becomes anything but a joke.
Steve Rogers, Cassanova Extraordinaire by @stark-spangled-lovers: Telling someone you love them is, in Steve’s book, the hardest things in the entire world.Until it suddenly isn’t.Or: One Halloween party, many magical costumes, and a very confused
Tony Stark who has trouble dealing with Steve’s sudden flirting skills.
try and try by cablewires: “Are you sure this is a good idea?”Steve didn’t think it was at all possible, but right now he was even
more confused than he was before this whole thing started. He frowned at
the brightly colored website Clint had loaded on his laptop. Flirting for Dummies, the title of the article read. Want a guy’s attention but not sure how to go about it? You’ve come to the right article!Steve had a bad feeling about this. AKA the one where Clint helps Steve flirt with Tony via Internet
tips. Steve kind of screws it up, but that’s what makes it work.
The Art of Flirting by MystikSpiral: “Steven Grant Rogers are you flirting with me?” Tony backed away from the counter, his gaze peering.“First of all, was it necessary to use my full name? Second, aren’t you suppose to be a genius?”
Out for a Spin by @captainneverever:
Tony goes to a car show with Steve but he’s never sure if they’re talking about cars or maybe something else.
Fever, gettin’ higher by RurouniHime:
Yeah, okay, Steve Rogers knows what sexual harassment is. Despite
his out-of-fashion upbringing, he’s not some backwater Neanderthal,
thank you, he gets why it’s bad. He’ll go to bat for anyone who
determines they’re the victim of unwelcome advances in the workplace.
He’s not devaluing its impact, for god’s sake.
But the key word here, as he sees it, is ‘unwelcome.’ And that… might not be what this is.
Two times Tony was manipulated by his friends. And one time he ended up liking it very much by Dorrito: Clint wandering around with naked pictures of Steve? Bruce playing cupid (sans the arrows)? Natasha lurking in the shadows? Or the rest of the team ships it and there is nothing Tony can do against that. Especially if Steve ships it too.
Photo Quest by adarksweetness:
Steve loses a wallet, where he keeps a secret picture of Tony. His team
of heroes is of no help, but hey, Thor’s roommate Daryl has some
strangely insightful advice about ham.
Sticky Business by OftheLilies: Steve begins to secretly write Tony sticky notes. Tony
loves them… But he also can’t figure out who they are from. The notes
start innocent and platonically enough, but begin to change as his
friendship with Steve evolves.Basically two idiots who like each other. One doesn’t know how to use words out loud and the other is oblivious.
Shut up and sleep with me by RogueRoulette:
The 5 misguided attempts Steve made to ‘win’ Tony Stark and the one time he actually succeeded.
I Get By (With a Little Help From My Friends) by @captainshellhead, vibraniumstark:
Steve has a crush on Tony, and he’s not entirely sure what to do about it. The team helps, because they’ve had enough.
the very heart of it by schweet_heart: Tony cracks one eye open. Steve is looking down at
him, a slight smile of indulgence curling his lips, and Tony blinks,
wondering when he’d gotten so familiar with the variations of expression
on the Captain’s face. “Hey Soldier,” he mumbles, unable to muster the energy to sound annoyed. “I see you drew the short straw.”Five times Steve woke Tony, and one time Tony woke him. Written for this avengerkink prompt.
An Incredibly Platonic Evening (Plus One Remix) by @kdm103020:
After years of pining for Steve, Tony invites him to a charity gala strictly as friends. It’s not date. Sure, he might want something more, but it’s totally manageable so long as Steve stays in the dark. Right?
Not that innocent by secretsuperhero1:
Tony has been pushing Steve long enough. Now he’s finally going to get what he deserves.
Why Asgardian Alcohol Is (not) a Bad Idea by @itsallavengers: They were both tired, and everyone else was either
still being poked and prodded in medical (Clint- a broken arm and
fractured jaw), taking impromptu trips to Asgard (Thor- trying to work
out what the reason was for the sudden surge in alien invasions as of
late), in the gym doubling their training regime (Natasha- paranoia,
probably) or meditating in their room with a ‘do not disturb’ sign
hanging off it (Bruce- tired of all their bullshit).So Tony had suggested an idea. Purely for the sake of science and pursuit of knowledge, of course.They were going to get Steve drunk.
Run by @itsallavengers: Steve took a long breath, shutting his eyes and putting two fingers up the bridge of his nose.“So
you’re telling me… you decided it would be a good idea… to start a
fight when you were outnumbered… twenty to one?” He asked shortly.Tony grinned then, and nodded his head.
Burning Rubber by @ashes0909: The two of them, they’re in a new place in their
friendship. Tony had flirted one too many times and Steve had finally
reacted with a flirtation of his own. A tease about Tony’s pretty face
that had shut him up quicker than the Avengers Assemble signal. The Avenger’s call, he expects to happen. Steve Rogers flirting with him? That is something entirely new. And now Steve’s mostly naked in the garage.
Clint Barton Insists Steve Rogers is a Flirt (Or, Mistaking Politeness for Flirtation 101) by immoralq: Clint insists that Steve is flirting with Tony. And Coulson. And probably Thor as well. Steve is confused. How is being polite considered flirting? Tony agrees with Clint, but insists it doesn’t mean anything because Steve flirts with everyone. Coulson has a headache.Yep, that’s basically what this story amounts to.
I’m Not in Love (It’s Just a Silly Phase I’m Going Through) by firelord_zutara:
Tony Stark is most definitely not in love, nope definitely not. But
Steve knows he is, knows how stubborn Tony can be, and takes measures
into his own hands. Oh, and who knew Steve had a knack for music?
i am wide eyed with a penchant for running by theappleppielifestyle: Steve compliments him on his arms. On his
craftsmanship. On his jokes. He makes the rare innuendo that get the
whole team snickering after Steve leaves the room. He tells Tony he
values Tony in the team, and as a person, and as a friend. He looks at
Tony with big blue eyes and an easy smile that comes far too rarely. Tony has no goddamn idea what to do with all this affection. He also has no idea how to respond to it.
May I Take Your Order? by aguidetomurder:
Tony Stark is the CEO of Stark Industries. He is more than used to
having people pander to him, but this one barista keeps misspelling his
name in increasingly insulting ways.